Dumb Dialogues

 

Elliot: Oh, Desmond did the dishes.

Charlie: How do you know I didn't do them?

Elliot: Yesterday you asked me where the plates are.

Charlie: Okay.

Elliot: Last week, when all the knives were dirty, you cut your bagel with your car key.

Charlie: Fine. I get it.

Elliot: I can go on, if you like...